CraftyLiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7663	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCreeperClan

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On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Love Letters Sent:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GazaCraft: Rocket Ruckus

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Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting blasted is your mind with fun! We got more explosions than Palestinian militants in Gaza firing rockets into Israel on Oct. 7! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while building your own blocky empire. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arm Positioning Fun Server

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so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP

fan behavior, Football Fans, full, full kit wankers, international sports, Kit, Minecraft, smp, sports apparel, sports behavior, Sports Culture, sports culture analysis, sports enthusiasts, sports etiquette, sports fanaticism, sports fandom, sports fans, sports fashion, sports identity, sports psychology, sports sociology, sports stereotypes, sports subculture, sports traditions, Wankers

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Farms Harvested:	579	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyRageCraft

cramped seats, crying babies, Delays, expensive tickets, jet lag, lack of amenities, lack of legroom, lack of personal space, Layovers, limited entertainment options, long lines, Lost luggage, noisy passengers, overpriced food, rude flight attendants, security checks, SkyRageCraft, Turbulence, uncomfortable temperature, unpredictable schedules, Waiting

Tired of getting stuck in traffic while flying on your elytra? Join our Minecraft server and soar through the skies without a care in the world! Our server has magical flying pigs that will carry you to your destination in style. No more pesky traffic jams or annoying birds getting in your way. Join now and experience the joy of flying like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SochiSafetyCraft Server

Government, investigation, Politics, president, Presidential Residence, proekt, putin, Residence, russia, Russian politics, Safety concerns, safety precautions, SECURITY, security concerns, security measures, security risks, Server, sochi, SochiSafetyCraft, Threats, travel, vacation

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is so lit, even Putin had to stop visiting his Sochi crib because he was too scared of the epicness happening here! Like, imagine being so shook by a Minecraft server that you gotta dip out of your fancy vacation spot. That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	681
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCrimeaOil

Black sea, Conflict, CraftyCrimeaOil, Crimea, Crimea annexation, eastern europe, energy resources, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, occupied Crimea, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, united nations, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots in occupied crimea for you to explore! the ukraine is striking left and right, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think).

build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.

join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	589488	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	792	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky

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Yo, have you ever wondered about the mysterious world of shopping carts? Like, where do they even come from? Are they born or made? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the shopping cart conspiracy!

We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!

Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
New Chunks Explored:	112382	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LupusCraft Autoimmune Fun

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u know wat else is developed? dis epic minecraft server dat will cure ur boredom like a gene therapy for ur soul! join now and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs with ur superpowers!

we got dragons dat u can ride into battle and unicorns dat poop out diamonds! not to mention, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from griefers and hackers like a shield of awesomeness!

so come on down to dis epic minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! who needs gene therapy when u got us?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Dragon Eggs Found:	8406	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	96

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mining & Crafting Adventures in Oribridge! No squares or curls in sight! 1.19.2 and fabric approved!

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Oribridge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Oribridge
Owner	Obfuscadia Studios
Features	Small modpack with good optimization Community-built spawn Origins mod and Origin: Classes Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight Musica for music YUNG’s structures Proximity Chat

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Oribridge Minecraft server?

Oribridge is a revamped server previously shut down around 2 and a half years ago. It is now managed by Obfuscadia Studios, aiming to provide a relaxed and friendly environment for players to enjoy.

2. What can I expect in the server?

Players can expect a small modpack with good optimization, various Origins to choose from, Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight mods, Musica for music, YUNG’s structures, and more. Discord integration is also available for communication with other players.

3. Is the server roleplay-friendly?

Yes, the server is roleplay encouraged, and players are welcome to engage in roleplaying activities.

4. Is there a welcoming community in Oribridge server?

Yes, the server aims to create a welcoming and inclusive environment for all players, including those who are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community.

5. How can I join Oribridge server?

You can join the Oribridge server Discord using the following link: Oribridge Discord.

6. Is there any content related to the server available on YouTube?

Yes, you can check out Oribridge server-related content on YouTube by visiting this link: Oribridge YouTube.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3117	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Amelia Watson’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where we worship the one and only, Amelia Watson! Join us as we build shrines in her honor, battle creepers with her signature detective skills, and embark on quests to find the legendary Watson sword (rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties, where we groove to Watson’s favorite tunes and show off our best moves. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden clues scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock the secret to Amelia’s ultimate power.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of Watson love. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon sporting a deerstalker hat and pipe in honor of our favorite detective!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Are you tired of losing your hairline and your investments in LINK? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch your hair grow back as you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Rumor has it that our server is so lucky, just being on it will make your crypto investments skyrocket again! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic of Minecraft save your hairline and your portfolio!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Spears Created:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MommaDontNeedMyDigits

biological dad, birth certificate, court threats, Family issues, father daughter relationship, FESTIVAL, Gatekeeping, grandmother support, Id, kicked out, mental illness, MommaDontNeedMyDigits, Mother, phone tracking, PILLS, refusing, Relationship Building, sister, spam calls, Therapy, Threats

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never worry about being kicked out again (unless you break the server rules, of course).

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without fear of being tracked down by crazy parents. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and make friends who will never threaten to take you to court (we hope).

Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs a birth certificate when you can have a diamond sword? Let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	979
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!