so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Star Shards Collected: 232
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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