so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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