So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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