So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Magic Items Found: 7147 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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