So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Divine Spears Created: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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