So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Falling into the Void: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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