CraftyGazaRescue | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Enchantments Applied:	114	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5966	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crops Grown:	4877	Mines Excavated:	4846
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ores Mined:	3394

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	168
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Towns Built:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

awkward, AwkwardEavesdropMC, Conversation, cringe-worthy, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, funny, gossip, inappropriate, intrusive, mortifying, Overheard, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, Shocking.., smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, Unintentional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyWebLinks

CraftyWebLinks, helpful websites, internet resources, Online platforms, Online Tools, Recommendations, useful websites, web resources, website collection, website database, website directory, website discovery, website guide, website index, website list, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website showcase, website suggestions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
New Chunks Explored:	48770	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7701	Magic Items Found:	8342
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6617

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5