hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Alien Abductions: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

    Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Animals Bred: 133 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

    EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

    Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

    Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

    CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

    Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

    Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

    Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Emeralds Found: 7945
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

    AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

    So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

    Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Crops Grown: 5403
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

    Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

    Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!
    Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 361656 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

    On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

    Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

    Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

    Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

    So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

    Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

    But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

    And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyPixelSisters

    CraftyPixelSisters
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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