CraftyDotaCraze | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	264	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	69
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5127

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	3385	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ores Mined:	8455
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	4525	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Farms Harvested:	823
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Star Shards Collected:	107
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26