We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!
Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!
Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!
Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.
Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!
join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the physicists measure earth’s rotation using quantum entanglement? well now u can cuz this server is outta this world! literally! join us as we warp through dimensions and mine diamonds with the power of science! our players are so smart they can calculate the exact speed of a creeper explosion using only their brains! trust us, this server will blow ur mind (literally, if u stand too close to a TNT block). so come join us and let’s get quantummy together!
Aeltori is a small, friendly Minecraft server with an emphasis on community. We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-related commands are available to all members. The staff team plays in survival mode when in that world and items are never spawned in.
【Player Ranks】
【Outsider】
Outsider is the default rank on Aeltori, and the first rank on the “player” track. At this rank, players have access to the most basic commands, with restrictions in place to prevent griefers and trolls. The next rank on the track is Commoner.
【Alt】
Aeltori allows the use of alternate accounts (“alts”) to assist with AFK-farming, but all alts must be disclosed to the staff team. Alts are given the same permissions as Outsiders, minus the home-related commands and the ability to interact with the economy.
【Commoner】
Commoner is the first rank that players will be promoted to. Commoners are players who are not brand new, but have not been around for a long time. They can list wars, send mail to players and place restricted blocks. The next rank on the track is Cohort.
【Cohort】
Cohort is the rank given to frequent players who are active and well-known in the server. They provide a good example to other players and have been noticed by the staff team as a result.
【Exarch】
Exarch is the highest rank on the player track and is a bridging rank between players and the staff team. Exarchs therefore have limited powers to help assist staff in chat moderation.
[v1.19.4] ʙʀᴜɴʜɪʟᴅᴍᴄ is a FREE TO PLAY Minecraft server-multiplayer that features FREE Ranks obtainable by voting, upgradable Skills, payable Jobs, player Shops, Crates, Economy, Minions, Casino, Gacha and more!
NOTICE: Server is still in development but it is playable.
Are you tired of dealing with liberal women and their crazy antics in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where liberal women are banned and only cool dudes who love to build and mine are allowed.
Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being lectured about feminism or social justice. Build your dream mansion without having to worry about someone telling you it’s too big or too extravagant.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will help you protect your land from any unwanted intruders. These chickens are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your creations safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to liberal women and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ninja chickens!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled canyon!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about diving into a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for fish?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy! You can build a house out of chocolate blocks and ride a gummy bear into battle against evil marshmallow monsters.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and avoid arguments with your in-laws by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and creativity.
On our server, you can create epic builds to distract yourself from any unwanted guests, just like this player who is dodging their in-laws like a pro. Build a fortress to keep them out or a secret underground lair to hide from their prying eyes.
And if your in-laws accuse you of being a rude hostess, just tell them you’re too busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers to entertain them. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and prove that you can handle any situation with style and grace.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not. See you in the game, where the only in-laws you have to worry about are the zombie villagers trying to eat your brains!
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