CraftyDirect LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2337
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchantments Applied:	62
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8251	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	655
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2958	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5