CraftyDirect LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3971	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Star Shards Collected:	238	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5