Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Animals Bred: 67
Zombie Dances: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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