Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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