CraftyCriminalExtradite | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cuz We Did SMP

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A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

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Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	6011
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	92810
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	840
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mellow Meadows

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Emeralds Found:	6591
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8993
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6