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Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	5032

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Farms Harvested:	566
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	8293	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	965	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Animals Bred:	41
Dimension Hops:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1