CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	928

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4199	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyFamilySecret

behind closed doors, classified data, classified family information, concealed knowledge, confidential family matters, confidential information, covert revelations, CraftyFamilySecret, family history, family secret, hidden family truths, Hidden Truth, intimate revelations, mysterious family past, mysterious past, private family history, private matters, Secrets, undisclosed details, undisclosed family secrets, untold stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4