CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	850
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Towns Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9900	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zombie Dances:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

authoritarianism, Crafty, dictator, disapproval, discrimination, equality, feminism, Hate Speech, History, hitler, intolerance, Misogyny, nazi, Nazis, Oppression, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, White, white women, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Shells: The Sequel

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, blocky, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, novel element, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Sequel, Shells, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3170
Divine Spears Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

#youtube, Adventures, Babes, blocky, DATING, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, incel, Loneliness, mental health, Online Community, online forum, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Social Issues, societal pressures, Stereotypes, support group, the life of a femcel, Video, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2096
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	6354	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

Based, belonging, comfort, comfy, ComfyCraft, CONTENT, Country, Cozy, Familiar, home, HOMELAND, Identity, national pride, native land, patriotism, Peaceful, Roots, Secure, Serene, Settled, Tranquil

Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Combat Crew

adult responsibilities, balancing issues, changes, Combat, combo routes, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, constant updates, Crafty, CREW, Expansions, fighting games, Frames, game updates, Gaming Community, Knockback, match-ups, motivation, Old Days, patch notes, patches, strategies, Time management

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Dragon Eggs Found:	7210

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magic Items Found:	2475
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13