so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Crops Grown: 7057 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3066
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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