so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 17
Star Shards Collected: 122 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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