so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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