so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 420
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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