CraftyCheatersUS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExGFRescue Minecraft Server

abortion, AITAH, anger, Breakup, car condition., Concert, dating app, downtown, ex girlfriend, ExGFRescue, grocery money, Help, Jealousy, Minecraft, Pregnant, rent money, romance, sensory overload, Server, stress, Support, Toronto, Widow

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	158
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the ups and downs of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in a virtual relationship with your ex, complete with surprise pregnancies and angry texts! Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep the peace, or will you find yourself blocked from love like a creeper in the night?

But that’s not all – our server also offers thrilling adventures like dodging angry moms and making last-minute e-transfers for rent and groceries. And don’t forget the heart-pounding excitement of driving through downtown Toronto to pick up your ex after a concert – will you make it in time, or will you be left stranded in a sea of blocky traffic?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

Puppy-Free Zone MC

boss pet, emotional reaction, employee rights, HR concerns, office boundaries, office environment, office etiquette, office pet, pet care, pet gas, pet odor, pet responsibility, pet training, professional boundaries, PuppyFree, service dog, therapy dog, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.

Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?

So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

DATING, dating apps, emotional well being, empowerment, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, love, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, SingleSMP, social norms, societal pressure, SwipingLeftInMinecraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	8695	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft

Adventure, Alternate Reality, challenge, digital life, escapism, fantasy world, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, immersive experience, last played, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, open world, permanent living, role playing, Screwed, simulation, Survival, video game, virtual environment, virtual reality

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	1881
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Imagine a world where you can build your own castle, ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Baby Mind Rethink

Awareness, babies, baby, brain development, cognition, cognitive development., Consciousness, consciousness studies, Development, early childhood, INFANTS, introspection, learning, Mind, Minds.., neuroscience, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, research, rethink, SELF AWARENESS, studying

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	2067	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun!

Nomisma

Abilities, auction house, chat games, Discord, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Party, pay to win, Prizes, semi anarchy, Shop, Skills, Survival, US East, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	402	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Server Name	mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Type	Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Features	Normal mode default 70 mobs per player Never resetting world Large biomes 500k limit for now Shop & Sell gui’s Player to Player Auction House Chat Games for prizes Skills & Abilities Party/group features with features such as ptp, xp share and party chat No Spawn No land claims No pay to win /home up to 3 Discord, linked with server chat & auctions
Rules	No Cheating or Hack Mods
Clients	Optifine, Vanilla
Join Today	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4
Server Location	US EAST

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheats or hack mods on the server?

A: No, cheating or hack mods are not allowed on the server.

Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

A: The allowed clients are Optifine and Vanilla.

Q: How many mobs per player in normal mode?

A: The default is 70 mobs per player in normal mode.

Q: Is there a limit for large biomes on the server?

A: Yes, the limit for large biomes is 500k for now.

Q: Are there any land claims on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims on the server.

Q: How many homes can players set?

A: Players can set up to 3 homes.

Starlight Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars General, Holostars Stray Cats Edition, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight, Stray Cats Edition, Unarchived Karaokes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like a bunch of stray cats running around, but instead of meowing, they’re dropping sick beats and spitting fire bars! Join us for a wild ride through the world of music and madness.

We’ve got Regis Altare dropping sick beats, Axel Syrios bringing the hype, and Gavis Bettel making you question reality. And that’s just the beginning! Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri are here to blow your mind with their musical talents.

But wait, there’s more! Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are ready to take you on a journey through the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this chaotic and hilarious server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your ears serenaded by the craziest cats in town. Let’s get this party started! 🐱🔥🎶

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, child, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, debate, driving range, Etiquette, Frustration, golf course, KidzCraft, Minecraft, opinion, parenting, patience, player, readiness, Respect, Server, skill level, Sportsmanship, Time management

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patience is key and respect is a must! Unlike that golf course, we promise not to hold you up with inexperienced players.

Join us for a round of virtual golf where you can play at your own pace without any angry moms yelling at you. Our driving ranges are always open for practice, so you can perfect your skills before hitting the course.

Don’t let anyone discourage you from playing, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. And if you ever need to vent about a frustrating experience, our community is here to support you.

So come on over to our server and let’s tee off together! Just remember, no slow players allowed – unless they’re working on their swing at the driving range.

FriendBillGriefCraft

AITAH, assume, awkwardness, Cold attitude, cover bill, covering, Defensive, dinner bill, evenly, expensive, Financial, Friend, FriendBillGriefCraft, Investments, Meals, Paying, refusing, splitting bill, Tension

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6820	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ExesAndOhs, healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love gone wrong, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, Psycho, relationship, restraining order, Revenge, smp, Stalker, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyLoveSurprise

appreciation, CraftyLoveSurprise, emotional, Grateful, Happy, heartwarming gesture, Kindness, love, loving gesture, partner, relationship, relationship goals, Romantic, Significant Other, special moment, Surprise, sweet surprise, thoughtful action, thoughtful gesture, unexpected, unexpected gift

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7345	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Mines Excavated:	1782
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	110	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of your significant other surprising you with boring gifts like flowers or chocolates? Well, on our Minecraft server, your significant other can surprise you with a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Who needs real-life surprises when you can have virtual extravagance?

Join our server and experience the ultimate surprise of your significant other building a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps just for you. Forget about date nights, on our server, you can go on epic adventures together, slaying dragons and conquering dungeons side by side.

So why settle for mundane surprises when you can join our server and be amazed by the insane creativity and dedication of your significant other? Who knows, maybe they’ll even build you a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, security guarantees, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia War, united states involvement, Vance, war-torn region, Warcrafty, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	5710
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Vance, we need some security guarantees up in here”? well, that’s basically what this server is all about. we’re like the peacekeepers of Minecraft, trying to end the epic war between Ukraine and Russia. join us and be a part of history, man. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a hero in the making. #peaceout #minecraftforlife 🚀🔥

CraftyPutinWins

Conflict, CraftyPutinWins, current events, DECLARATION, declaration of victory, Diplomacy, Global, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, News, pentagon, Politics, power, putin, russia, state of affairs, strategy, Victory, world affairs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	6880
New Chunks Explored:	510480	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2272	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin is the ultimate boss battle and you must defeat him to save the world from his evil reign of creepers and zombies! the pentagon is even getting involved, trying to stop him from taking over the server with his crazy plans. but only YOU can stop him and become the ultimate minecraft hero! join now for a chance to save the virtual world and show putin who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #putinvsplayers #pentagonpower

Junk & Slop-Free Zone

Accountability, algorithmic bias, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, CONTENT, data analysis, Digital, Digital Detox, ENGAGEMENT, filtering, Junk, machine learning, ONLINE, online habits, Quality Content, RESPONSIBILITY, SLOP, SlopFree, social media, Technology, user behavior, Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

join our epic minecraft server where the algorithms are too busy partying to serve you any junk and slop! they’re too busy dancing to the beat of the creepers exploding and the zombies moaning.

come join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, keeping the peace with their magical powers.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old same old, come join us for a wild ride. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking chicken who tells the best jokes.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to junk and slop forever!

Brain Text Converter

Accuracy, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Brain, brain activity, Breakthrough, Cognitive science, Communication, converter, Cutting Edge, data science, innovation, language processing, machine learning, Meta, models, neural networks, neuroscience, research, Technology, text

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, you know how sometimes you’re playing minecraft and you’re just like, “man, i wish my brain could just type out all the cool stuff i’m thinking”? well, guess what, now it can! this server is like, next level, bro. we got AI models that can literally read your brain waves and turn them into text with insane accuracy.

imagine, you’re building a sick castle and instead of typing out “omg this castle is so epic”, your brain just sends that message straight to the chat. no more wasting time typing when you could be mining diamonds or fighting creepers.

plus, our AI models are so advanced that they can even predict what you’re gonna say before you say it. it’s like having a psychic chat box in your game.

so come join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of minecraft communication. who needs fingers when you’ve got brain waves, amirite?

Players:	100/500	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1