CraftyCapitalists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	5

Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Items Found:	1448	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	3343	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

Streamer SMP

1.20.1, 224 mods, apply, collaboration, Community, Discord, Fan, form, gameplay, Join, kitchensink pack, Modded, modified minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, questions, Server, Server Events, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Animals Bred:	147	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The server is whitelist only, has 224 mods and is on Minecraft version 1.20.1. It is a moderately modified kitchensink pack.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the discord link provided: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelist only.
What mods are included in the pack?	There are 224 mods included in the pack.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Visage Battle 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aesthetics, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, battle, beauty, Body, body image, debate, Enhancement, face, facial recognition, Features, HUMANOID, IMPORTANCE, Perception, Physical, Preferences, robotics, Robots, Technology, visage

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we debate the most important question of our time – do robots care more about having a bomb-ass face or a thicc body?

Imagine rolling up to this server and being greeted by a bunch of robots with flawless faces and banging bodies. It’s like a futuristic robot beauty pageant up in here! And you get to be a part of it, bro!

So, if you wanna hang out with some sexy robots and ponder the deep philosophical questions of our time, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and let the robot beauty debates begin!

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	107	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	107	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	596593	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

Players:	101/800	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	251
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Star Shards Collected:	199
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	4