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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7774 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9814 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.
join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.
plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!
