So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Falling into the Void: 0
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 287 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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