Crafty Truths Minecraft Server

330 pounds, 6’11”, 610, Business, Crafty, dressing room, era, Evolution, fighters, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, old school, physicality, Prime, professional wrestling, Server, shooters, tough guy, toughness, Truths, UFC champion, video games, wrestling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3694	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of wimpy players on Minecraft servers? Do you miss the days when men were men and being a tough guy was a good thing? Well, look no further because our server is full of crusty f***ing men who are real shooters!

Back in the day, our players were 6’10”-6’11” and 330 pounds of pure muscle. They could’ve been UFC champions in their prime! Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting the business while taking down anyone who dares to mess with you.

Forget about players playing video games and making sure they look pretty, on our server, it’s all about being a tough guy and showing off your strength. So join now and unleash your inner beast on our insane Minecraft server!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	2720
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	5361	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crops Grown:	6428
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	1105	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	4238
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Votes:	9270
Emeralds Found:	6709	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	2254	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	1827	Emeralds Found:	5445
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	201	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Votes:	4286
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchantments Applied:	252
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7947	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	200	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	100	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!