Crafty Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with boring politics and grown-ups arguing like children? Join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether to build a giant statue of a llama or a chicken! Our community is filled with players who have left the real world behind to escape the madness of politics and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers. So come join us and leave the Republicans and Democrats behind – unless they want to join in on the fun too!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	206539	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Emeralds Found:	6737

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1