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NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4696
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	1025
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3449	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Animals Bred:	25

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3601
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Votes:	3136
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	7068
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?