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EuroCraft: Ready & Willing

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military assistance, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, Ready, Rutte, security guarantees, solidarity, Stability, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where europe is like, totally ready to like, step up and stuff. we got security guarantees for ukraine and all that jazz. like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with such epicness? we got crazy battles, insane builds, and like, the best community ever. plus, you might even meet rutte himself in the game, fighting off creepers and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Trash Raccoon Death Server

Animal Behavior, animal deaths, animal hazards, Animal protection, animal safety, animal welfare, death, leading cause of death, Raccoon, raccoon behavior, raccoon deaths, raccoon safety, Raccoons, Server, Trash, trash compactor, trash disposal, urban animals, urban wildlife, Waste Disposal, waste management, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

So, like, imagine a world where raccoons have their own trash compactor kingdom. it’s like, totally wild, dude. you can join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic raccoon trash compactor kingdom.

we have raccoons wearing crowns made of old soda cans and ruling over piles of garbage like it’s their kingdom. you can be a raccoon too and live out your trashy dreams.

our server is like a trashy paradise, with mountains of old pizza boxes and rivers of soda. you can build your own trash castle and defend it from rival raccoons trying to steal your garbage.

so come join us and experience the thrill of death by trash compactor, raccoon style. it’s a wild ride, dude.

Amplified Adolescent Adventures

adolescent, adolescent brain development, Adolescent cannabis use, Adventures, amphetamine sensitivity, Amplified, cognitive development., Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, cognitive skills, drug effects on cognition, drug impact on brain, drug sensitivity, drug use in adolescence, long-term effects, stimulant effects, substance abuse, substance use disorder, teenage drug use, THC exposure, thinking skills

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

yo, dis server be like dat dank weed u smoked in high school dat made u see unicorns and talk to trees. but instead of just gettin high, u also get a boost in ur brain power for when u wanna pop some amphetamines later in life. join dis server if u wanna be a genius druggie in the virtual world, man. unicorns not included, sorry.

MC | Proper | survival server minecraft

mc, Minecraft, proper, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9686
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

The description of the server server “MCPROPER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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GeoNations

alliances, apply to join, artificial economy, consequences, culture, Diplomacy, dynamic, GeoNations, Geopolitics, Laws, player-driven decisions, player-driven world, PvP, Resource Management, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Villager Trading, Wars, Whitelist, world control

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

GeoNations Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Survival-Based Geopolitics	Form and expand your nation.
PvP & Warfare	Fight for resources and control of the world.
Roleplay	Shape your nation’s culture, laws, and alliances.
Player-Driven World	Every choice affects the future of the server.
Whitelist System	Apply to join and become part of the world.

Main Version: 1.21.1 Supported Versions: 1.21.1

Official Links & Contacts

Discord: https://discord.gg/d6mFnX9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of GeoNations Minecraft Server?

A: The server is focused on geopolitics, alliances, and warfare in a dynamic, player-driven world.

Q: Is there an artificial economy or villager trading on the server?

A: No, the server focuses on resource management, diplomacy, and player-driven decisions.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join through the whitelist system.

Lost Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, archetype, confusion, consensual, consent, emotions, Experience, faggy, feelings, girl, Intimacy, introspection, lonely, Lost, Meeting, Nympho, odyssey, regret, relationships, Retrospective, Space, used, Vulnerability, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, bros, forget about all that emotional stuff and come join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we got girls who won’t make you feel used and lonely, they’ll make you feel like a king!

On this server, you can build a virtual house with your virtual girl and live happily ever after. No need to worry about consent or nympho archetypes, just pure fun and games.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where you can escape from all the drama and just focus on building the coolest pixelated castle ever. Let’s go, bros!

GrandCraft Server: Will Executor

Boundaries, Communication, death, decision, executor, family, family dynamics, future plans, GrandCraft, Grandparents, Inheritance, Legacy, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, tough conversation, tough decision, tough position, tough subject, Will

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3650
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like the time your grandma decided to make you the executor of her will instead of your mom or aunts.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your family drama to play out virtually. Build your dream house, start a family, and navigate the complex relationships just like in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds just like finding out your grandma’s secret stash of cookies in the pantry.

So come join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of family politics while also fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

HeartCraftHospitLOL

alcohol addiction, alcoholism, animal care, animal neglect, animal welfare, caregiving, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, father daughter relationship, father’s behavior, father’s health, father’s recovery, father’s threats, heart surgery recovery, HeartCraftHospitLOL, pet care, pet neglect, pet sitting

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos that will make your family problems seem like a walk in the park.

On our server, we promise to provide you with the same level of neglect and mistreatment that this poor OP’s pets received. We’ll lock you in a virtual room with no food or water, and see if you can survive like a true Minecraft warrior.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re feeling extra rebellious, you can even tell our virtual father figure that if he can’t take care of himself, he should be “put down” (not get the help he needs). It’s a wild world out there, folks.

So come join our server and experience a level of insanity that will make you question your own sanity. And hey, at least you won’t have to deal with animal feces in your bed…hopefully.

SyriaDroneStrikeMC Server

air base, airstrike, ATTACKED, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Drones, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Reports, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Syria, SyriaDroneStrikeMC, Technology, Terrorism, UAVs, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Magic Items Found:	8618	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a russian air base in syria attacked by drones! we got so much epic stuff goin on, u wont even believe it!

we got creepers dat explode like fireworks, makin da sky light up in a beautiful display of chaos! we got villagers dat trade u diamonds for dirt, cuz dey crazy like dat. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, like giant chickens dat shoot laser beams outta dere eyes!

but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden all over da map. and if u can find dem, u’ll be rewarded with da rarest loot in all da land. plus, we got events happenin all da time, like zombie apocalypse parties and build battles where u can show off ur epic building skills.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where every day is a new adventure and every block is a new opportunity for fun! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness dat goes down here.

AdversaryCraft: Backfired Spectacularly

adversary, AdversaryCraft, BACKFIRED, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, European officials, European perspective, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global perception, international diplomacy, international politics, international relations, political fallout, spectacularly, strained alliances, transatlantic relations., united states, US, US foreign relations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And get this, the trees are made of candy canes!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are like superheroes, they can shoot fireballs from their eyes and turn into dragons whenever they want. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the funniest jokes? He once blew up a whole village just for laughs, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with rainbow-colored blocks.

So, if you wanna join the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server ever, come on over! Just watch out for the giant spiders that shoot laser beams from their eyes, they’re a real hoot!

PajamaTech – SleepyCraft Server

comfortable, convenience, Equipment, health, home, innovation, Medical, Monitoring, non-invasive, PajamaTech, patches, researchers, Server, sleep apnoea, sleep clinic, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, SleepyCraft, smart pyjamas, SPECIALIST, Technology, Washable, wearable tech

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	1155	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we wear smart pajamas that monitor our sleep disorders while we play! no need for sticky patches or boring sleep clinics, just hop on and game all night while our pajamas do the work. who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? join now for the most unique gaming experience of your life!

Mystic Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, anonymous figure, bewildering, confusion, Curious, Enigma, enigmatic female, enigmatic woman, Identity, mysterious lady, Mystery, mystic, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Quests, stranger, unfamiliar face, unidentified individual, unknown woman, unrecognized person, who is she

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

She’s the baddest Minecraft server out there, like seriously, she’s got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want. Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, this server has the dankest memes and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and sprinkle glitter everywhere.

You’ll never be bored on this server, there’s always something new and exciting happening. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, they’re so lit you’ll forget what real life even is.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

StepmomSecrets Minecraft Server

biological parent, breaking the rules, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, excessive punishment, family conflict, family dynamics, grace, Honesty, household rules, leniency, Minecraft, parenting, Server, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepmomSecrets, teenage rebellion, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1669	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting a teenage stepdaughter? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can dig your way out of sticky situations, just like this stepdad who tried to cover for his rebellious stepdaughter. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon hidden treasures just like this family’s secrets!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re navigating through family drama or dodging punishments, there’s always something exciting happening. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected guests!

SleepyCraft OrganizeFun

adhd, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, exhaustion, Frustration, mental health, OrganizeFun, Partnership, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self improvement, self-care, SleepyCraft, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	5479
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1659
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any lazy players like the one in this story! Join us and escape the drama of having to wake up your partner just to get them to charge their phone and brush their teeth.

Our server is filled with players who have their lives together – they have routines, they charge their phones, and they even wash their own dishes! Say goodbye to feeling like a mother picking up after your partner, and hello to a world where everyone takes care of themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest where you have to wake up a sleeping player in-game to remind them to change out of their work clothes. Who knows what rewards await you for completing this hilarious task?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the best virtual world possible – no real-life drama allowed!

BondingOverMinecraftSMP

Affection, Bonding, BondingOverMinecraftSMP, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional bond, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Intimacy, love, mutual support, non-sexual intimacy, quality time, shared experiences, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Lol, bro, forget about sex, join this epic Minecraft SMP where we create the strongest emotional bonds through building giant statues of potatoes and having intense potato sack races. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve cried tears of joy while racing against your best Minecraft buddies in a potato sack. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you want to experience the most emotionally bonding activities ever, join this SMP ASAP!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3