Crafty Mom SMP

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ores Mined:	7496	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3589	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4842

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	4474	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3633	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mines Excavated:	1902
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	169527	Ores Mined:	6404
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9