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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Secret Passages Found: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magic Items Found: 7589

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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