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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 139297

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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