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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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