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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

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