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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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