Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You’re the Boss

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Villages Defended:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3344
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Potions Brewed:	140
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5586

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6767
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchantments Applied:	84	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	8585

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Zombie Dances:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8257	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Players:	103/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6391	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Mines Excavated:	2041	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20