Crafty Crap Shack | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Star Shards Collected:	93	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

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Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Animals Bred:	60	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	2458
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1