Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	149
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Farms Harvested:	917
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	275
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3971
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	5927
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7916	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Void Gems Collected:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4474	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	198

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1984
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Void Armor Forged:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc