Crafty Colon Cancer Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Dimension Hops:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	844
Crops Grown:	4662	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3625
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
New Chunks Explored:	311266	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Towns Built:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Towns Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	152
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9