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TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchantments Applied:	265	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dimension Hops:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Star Shards Collected:	246
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
New Chunks Explored:	267008	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Farms Harvested:	825	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ores Mined:	6879
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	8058	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3