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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	5983
Star Shards Collected:	234	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	148	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2740
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	271669	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Emeralds Found:	9686	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	130

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCaregiver

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Emeralds Found:	3890	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	156	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2