Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7812	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Crazy Craft Conundrum

#youtube, American, Bitches, commentary, complaining, Content Creator, conundrum, Craft, crazy, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, Diversity, humor, identity crisis, influencer, International, jewtuber, satire, social media, Stereotypes, travel, vlogger

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where we got American Jewtubers going all over the place and complaining non-stop about everything! Like, seriously, why are they always like this? But hey, if you’re down for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, then come join us on this epic server! Build, mine, explore, and just have a blast with us! Don’t miss out, join now! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

HonduranCraft Minecraft Server

base, central america, deportations, foreign relations, Honduran, Honduran President, HonduranCraft, immigration, Immigration Policy, leader, Mass Deportations, military base, Minecraft, national security, orders, Politics, push, Server, threatens, trump, Trump administration, U.S. Military, united states

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	73	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	145601
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.

we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.

join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCash500

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

omg u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz itz da only place where u can find da secret to becoming one of da world’s 500 richest people!!! we got diamondz for dayz and emeraldz galore, u gonna be swimmin in wealth like scrooge mcduck in no time!!! join now and u might just surpass $10 trillion in wealth dis year, no joke!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, come join us and start ur journey to becoming a minecraft millionaire!!!

United Lands

alliances, cosmetic, Custom Items, discord community, dynamic world map, Earth Map, Epic battles, Fair Play, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Immersive, immersive gameplay, immersive roleplay, Lands, marketplace, player-driven, Roleplay, smp, strategy, towny-based, United, vast lands

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Chud Bullies United 1.20.4

1.20.4, anti-bullying, Bullies, bully awareness, bully behavior, bully consequences, bully culture, bully education, bully intervention, bully prevention programs, bully psychology, bully social impact, bully stereotypes, bully stigma, bully support, bully victims, bullying, bullying prevention, Chud, cyberbullying, Harassment, school bullying, United, vicious chud bullies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chud bullies by building a fortress made of diamond blocks.

We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.

Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

ToddlerGlamStopperMC

AMBITION, career, child development, Communication, Curiosity, DAUGHTER, education, encouragement, family, family dynamics, Gender norms, Gifts, History, in-laws, makeup, Math, oceans, parenting, Science, societal expectations, Stars, ToddlerGlamStopperMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of your daughter being bombarded with “girlie” gifts like makeup and hair care products on other servers? Join our server where we encourage curiosity about the stars, the oceans, history, science, and math from a young age! No more gender norms here, just pure exploration and fun! Plus, our in-laws are all highly educated and career-driven, so your daughter will be inspired to reach for the stars (literally)! Say goodbye to societal expectations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server! Join now and let your daughter’s imagination run wild!

RespawnRepeatFun

breaking cycles, breaking habits, determination, forgiveness, lessons learned, letting go, mindfulness, moving forward, never again, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, repeated mistakes, resilience, RespawnRepeatFun, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, Sworn, transformation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of monotony and boredom in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of repetitive gameplay! Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!

Beware the Intent Economy: Crafty Collectors

Artificial Intelligence, BEWARE, Big Data Analysis, Collection of Intent, collectors, commodification, consumer behavior, Consumer Insights, Crafty, data collection, data privacy, data security, digital economy, Economy, ethical implications, Intent, Intent Prediction, Intention Economy, large language models, machine learning, marketing strategies, online behavior, Personalization, privacy concerns, technology ethics

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and ride on dolphins. our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales, making you invincible against any creeper attack. and watch out for the evil chickens who are plotting to overthrow the sheep as the rulers of the server. join now before the evil sheep army takes over and turns everyone into wooly minions!

Totem Network

Adventure, Air drops, Announcements, Biomes, Crates, Custom, Discord, Ip:, Journey, Loot, mobs, Network, Pets, Reset, Revamped, Staff Team, Surprises, Survival, totem, Upgrade, weapons

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5978
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to Totem Network Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Features
Encounter custom mobs with unique behaviors and abilities.
Wield powerful custom weapons crafted for strategic combat.
Explore diverse custom biomes teeming with wonders and challenges.
Hunt for valuable loot in crates scattered throughout the world.
Keep an eye out for thrilling air drops containing rare rewards.
Custom pets with awesome abilities.

Exciting News!

Server Reset and Upgrade Incoming!

Dear Players, We have a special reveal to share with you! The project we’ve poured our hearts into for so long is finally ready for release. Our current survival server is winding down to mark the beginning of this new adventure, a grand reset and a massive upgrade are on the horizon.

Server Reset Date: 6 January 2025 Stay Updated: Watch for announcements on Discord. Join us as we embark on this long-anticipated journey together! See you soon in the revamped world! Warm Regards, Totem Network Staff Team

Join Us!

Join our Discord IP: totem.lunar-mc.net

FAQs:

Question	Answer
When is the server reset date?	The server reset date is set for 6 January 2025.
What new features can we expect after the reset?	We will be introducing new custom mobs, weapons, biomes, loot, air drops, and pets with unique abilities for an enhanced gaming experience.
How can I stay updated on server announcements?	Watch for announcements on our Discord channel to stay updated on all server news and events.

Eternal Echoes 1.20.3

#announcement, 1.20.3, COMEBACK, debut, Echoes, Entertainment, ETERNAL, family, graduating, Graduation, INSTANT, internet, mom, reaction, redebut, shock, social media, Surprise, teasing, trending, unexpected, viral, WTF

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	5304	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	484
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why? Because it’s like your mom teasing a redebut almost INSTANTLY after graduating, like what the actual heck, right? It’s so crazy and unpredictable, just like this server! You never know what’s gonna happen next, so join in on the madness and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out on this wild ride, man!

KidCraftHolidayFun

adhd, Adults, aunt, Benadryl, Boundaries, children, christmas, Communication, Expectations, family, Gifts, holiday gatherings, KidCraftHolidayFun, non kid friendly, overstimulated, parenting, sensory issues, sister, stress, Toys, valium

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of spending your holidays at your husband’s aunt’s and sister’s houses, where your kids are expected to sit quietly and behave like little angels? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where kids can be kids and adults can visit in peace! No more constant stress and taming your little ones, let them run wild and have fun in our virtual world.

Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!

FanboyFlix Minecraft SMP

acting talent, big screen, binge-worthy, box office hit, captivating actress., celebrity crush, charismatic actor, cinema lover, FanboyFlix, favorite actor, favorite actress, film buff, film fanatic, Hollywood, Minecraft, movie star, must watch, on-screen charisma, screen presence, silver screen idol, smp, talented performer

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ores Mined:	2517	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, soooooo epic, you HAVE to join! Like, the owner is actually a secret celebrity in disguise, I heard they’re like, the long lost cousin of Leonardo DiCaprio or something. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all the players. It’s like, a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!

Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, growing up, hindsight humor, imaginative thinking, misconceptions, Myths, naive beliefs, PixelatedPiggys, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Towns Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

HaitianGangWars Minecraft Server

central america, collaboration, cooperation, Crisis, deployment, El Salvadoran, Fight, Gangs, Guatemalan, Haiti, HaitianGangWars, International, intervention, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Mission, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Troops, violence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	52	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit fam. we got guatemalan and el salvadoran troops pullin up in haiti to fight gangs, like what even is happenin? u can be part of dis epic battle and help take down dem gangs wit ur pickaxe and sword. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and u can ride on a llama into battle. it’s gonna be a party, so join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun. let’s goooooo!

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