Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4984 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Animals Bred: 193

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Mines Excavated: 2657

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Potions Brewed: 191 Mines Excavated: 2455

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 77
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9858 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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