Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	6499
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	1208

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Farms Harvested:	407	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8466	Void Armor Forged:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mines Excavated:	1881
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	2333	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	2436	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5866

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

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Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	6801
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!