Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HolyCraft: Where Taking a Stand is a Blocky Adventure!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience a world where Orthodox Priests are actually undercover cops trying to catch players expressing concerns about the Muslim situation! It’s like a dystopian novel come to life in the Minecraft universe!

Don’t worry, you can still confide in our pixelated religious leaders without fear of being snitched on. Unless, of course, they’re secretly working for the virtual police force too…

So come on in and join our server, where every block you break and every mob you defeat is a step closer to uncovering the conspiracy that lies within!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dumb Digits Minecraft Server: Bio Fem Thread Thief

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because the digits were taken by some dummy in the bio fem thread is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and magic bacon that grants you superpowers! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous chicken who likes to steal players’ items and challenge them to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the chicken and reclaim your precious loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join the digits were taken by some dummy in the bio fem thread today for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	253	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nagatoro’s Humiliation Haven: Where Minecraft meets your kink!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where people who like nagatoro have a serious humiliation fetish! Join us for a wild ride filled with embarrassing challenges and ridiculous dares that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground catgirl cult that worships the almighty Nagatoro herself. Gain access to exclusive cat ears and tail cosmetics to show off your devotion to the queen of teasing.

If that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover the diamond-encrusted banana that is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most humiliatingly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	698
Runes Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Content Creators

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure trove of enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds when defeated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a mischievous enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them into a pit of lava. It’s all in good fun, right? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a hidden dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9064	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HappyCraft: Where Even Creepers Smile!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

On this server, if you mine a block, a real-life diamond magically appears in your pocket! And if you craft a sword, you become a sword-wielding ninja in real life! Plus, every time you build a house, a mansion pops up in your backyard!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll instantly become the happiest person in the world! How, you ask? Simple! Just follow these two steps: 1. Be as tall as a giant 2. Move to Japan

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Farms Harvested:	869

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LOLzulight+ Minecraft Mayhem

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight+Fujo Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost MaidForever Home>Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu! These legendary players will guide you through a world of chaos and hilarity like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Mint Fantome, the master of madness, and Pomu Rainpuff (who may have graduated, but her spirit lives on in our hearts and minds).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Plus, get exclusive voicepacks, wallpapers, and more! This server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FightingCraft: Where GG means Good Game, not Gay Games!

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Do you miss the good ol’ days of Minecraft when PvP was king and not… well, you know? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring back the EPIC BATTLES you’ve been craving! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE CREEPERS, DIAMOND ARMOR CLAD WARRIORS, and DRAMA that would make even the most seasoned soap opera jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary LOOT GOBLIN, a mischievous creature who steals all your precious loot and hides it in a secret dungeon. Will you be able to outsmart the LOOT GOBLIN and reclaim your treasures? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a GIANT CHICKEN roaming the lands, laying ENCHANTED EGGS that hatch into powerful allies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next LEGENDARY WARRIOR of our realm!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	1499	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you ready to join a server that will mkultra your mind and take you on a wild ride? Well, look no further! Our server will convince you to be whores for the CIA’s ghettofication agenda, all while mind controlling you to coalburn and make nephilim muttoids.

But don’t worry, it’s all just a vibe shift! Once you realize that it was all FAKE and that you’ve been fooled, you’ll be ready to seek revenge. And what better way to do that than by joining our server and paying the toll?

White women have been doing a lot of OFFING and toll paying lately, but that’s just the mind readjusting and healing from the damage done by the faggoty obama era. So come on, join us and let’s have some outrageous fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineCrafty Knights – Crafting LOLs with a side of Arknights

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! 🌈 Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and mind-blowing creations! 🚀

🔥 Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, fear not! On our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor! 💎

🌟 Our latest update includes a 6* Sniper named Fiammetta, who can shoot fireballs out of her eyes! 🔥👀 And don’t forget about Caster Passenger, who can summon flying pigs to do his bidding! 🐷✨

🧙‍♀️ Join us for our epic Witch Feast event, where Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain will battle it out in a magical showdown! ✨🔮

🚀 But wait, there’s more! In our CN content, you can recruit a Defender named Penance who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with a wave of his hand! 🐰💥 And don’t miss out on the Babel event, where Guard Odda will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot! 💃💰

💥 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! 🤪🎮 Remember, the only rule here is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🌟🚀🔥

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2886
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Air Quality Check

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of breathing in stale air while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, the air quality is top-notch! We have special air purifiers installed in every player’s room to ensure you are getting the freshest air possible while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of dancing pigs that will entertain you with their funky moves as you explore the vast world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (Minecraft wishes, of course).

Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, air-purifying, pig-dancing, unicorn-wishing Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3861	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LOLcraft: ‘Henlo?’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	296	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	New Chunks Explored:	421754
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	283
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1727	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6388
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.