McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant McDonald’s burgers and fries. But that’s not all! You can ride on a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour, a dragon made out of cheese swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a unicorn as a pet!

So come join our server and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpyCraft: Family Edition

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Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Buildings Constructed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes

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Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Reasons to Join:

Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

French Island LOLcraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	5994
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1089

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5733
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9169	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7988	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty AF

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Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	5021	Magic Items Found:	3737
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

Updated October 4, 2024

SpyCraft: Family Edition

Updated October 4, 2024

French Island LOLcraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

Updated October 4, 2024

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

Updated October 4, 2024

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

Updated October 4, 2024

Blocky Banter

Updated October 4, 2024

Brits Gone Wild

Updated October 4, 2024

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

Updated October 4, 2024

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

Updated October 4, 2024

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Updated October 4, 2024

Crafty AF

Updated October 4, 2024