Crafting Misfortune

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so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	4381

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCraftLove

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Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCommiesMC

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Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TotemMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Crates RPG Quests Jobs Player Warps GriefPrevention Bank Vaults Coinshop Skills Mining Combat Fishing Money Items Perks Chat colors Glow effects Flight time

TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

• Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

• IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Meteorites Collected:	2

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3