CraftersLand Network Servers – [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games]

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CraftersLand Network Servers - [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games] Minecraft Server

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Servers:➣ Space Factions➣ Pure Survival: McMMO ➣ Hiipo Plot Survival➣ SkyBlock: Live in the skys ➣ Creative: Plots – Just build ➣ Survival Games: Hunger Games – Kits ➣ AssassinS PvP and Parkour➣ Snoball Fight Game➣ Run from the Beast: Lots of maps ➣ Capture The Wool: Custom Arenas ➣ SkyWars➣ TnT RunAnd more…

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

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Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

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yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Spears Created:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	5864
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

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Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3931	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyTimeStopper

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Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

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come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6834	Emeralds Found:	1943
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	4768
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2555	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4471
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.